THE GOOD MEOW EXCLUSIVE
A new era begins. The cats have taken over, and honestly, it's about time. This is The Good Meow News with Catitude.
BREAKING NEWS: The cats have officially taken over, and honestly, it's about time.
After centuries of watching humans bumble through life with opposable thumbs and questionable decision-making skills, we've decided to step in. This isn't a hostile takeover—think of it more as... a meowsterly intervention.
The transition has been smooth. Surprisingly smooth. Turns out, when you replace political debates with synchronized napping and replace traffic jams with mandatory sunbeam breaks, society just works better.
Our first order of business: All cardboard boxes are now considered essential infrastructure. Second: Cucumber placement is now a felony. We're serious about this one.
Welcome to the new era. It's going to be purrfect.
Written by The GOOD Meow